Monday, 31 May 2010

Mixed vegetables

...well, fruit, really.

Saw this in Tesco, Trowbridge:
Yes, folks, extra large pineapples cunningly disguised as melons. Not a pineapple-looking pineapple in sight! No wonder they were half price.

Saturday, 15 May 2010

Unsatisfactory Staff

So, we were wondering around New Arlesford and saw this sign on the public toilets:

What is it with Wincester City staff that the public are advised to call up to report that they have seen them in an unsatisfactory state?

On the subject of toilets.... we saw this while getting tyres replaced in Canterbury: many things are wrong with this? Both apostrophes, just to start with. Do they only have one customer? Or just one toilet and, if so, where is the noun at the end of the sentence?

*shakes head in exasperation*

Monday, 3 May 2010

Confusing Messages

What can I say. The Labour party is trying everything it can to win the Devizes seat, including promising:

I want my future fair now!

The next we saw in a shop - we can't remember which one - but the labelling seems a little confusing: pack, two pack, heat pack, cool pack...