I only got the one photo in this tea shop in Moreton-in-Marsh, but it typifies the signs throughout. Needless to say, we were in fits reading these:
We gently tried to mention this to one of the staff, but she totally failed to understand and proudly told us of the many "gluten free" items that they sell.
Just as well the food was "well presented" by staff that "understood" how to use quotation marks.
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