Mixed vegetables

...well, fruit, really.

Saw this in Tesco, Trowbridge:

Yes, folks, extra large pineapples cunningly disguised as melons. Not a pineapple-looking pineapple in sight! No wonder they were half price.

EMPHASIS, Spellinks and Mis-Directions

We have just spent the last week staying in a very nice hotel in Bournemouth that seemed to have a little trouble with its signs at breakfast.

Firstly, it paid not to follow the signs for the contents of these three jars. Just to say, we were among the first down for breakfast, so this was the full brilliance of the staff shining through:

This was only bettered by the spelling on this engraved plate:

Do you muse over your muesli?

The following signs were seen at the office I had the pleasure of working in during the week:

Remember to emphasise THE right WORDS when making posters.

This was lovely - in an emergency, I am meant to press and hold the alarm button while not using the lift. Yes, I know it is for two different emergencies, BUT!!!!!